Name: Fab
Characteristics: gold tooth
I have... not often the urge to get up early
I am... sober sometimes
I can... cook pasta very well
I can't resist... offers of free beer
I enjoy... smoking
My role model is... Jim Knopf
How can I win your heart? naked
The best sex I ever had... was on rooftops
How many days a week do you get up before 11 am? every day of course
I'm the best because... my mum used to say that
Something you absolutely fail at? menstruate
When you're grown-up you want to be... taller
What can I give you? a hat that fits on my hairstyle
The record you're most ashamed of? each and every one
What makes you happy? the laughter of a child (of course)
Things you love/hate about your band members? the first is a fag, the second is a pussy and the third one is better looking than myself
I make women nervous because... i keep on drumming something all the time
Best feeling? having had a real good dump
Worst feeling? hangover, what else
A place you like to be? bed
What are you scared of? universal peace
Do you collect anything? fame and applause
Special thanks go to... my genes
And finally I want to say... Wenn der Benz bremst, dann brennt das Benz-Bremslicht. And thinking is a matter of luck.